[Voice]

[gardeningaia]

Let's see...I guess they do reports too.

Oh Tse~eng, fearless leader! Observations indicate an experiment has been in progress since at least Monday morning. Signs are--oh, reports should be confidential, shouldn't they?--well, I don't think there's any too private about this. And filters take too long anyway. Anyway, it looks like everyone affected wants to be try a new job. Guess what mine is. [Yes, she's still wearing the suit. :| At least you know with her hygiene standards that she's been keeping it washed and fresh.] So, boss~ what are the orders?

If you don't have any, I'll just keep practicing for now. Which reminds me. [She straightens up, smooths out one of the suit's lapels, and puts on a perfectly friendly smile.]

Who'd like to volunteer for a kidnapping? I promise no one will get hurt! This is for the development of creative problem-solving skills. [aka "getting by with methods that are not 100% legal".] And you may learn important skills as well! I don't expect you to just sit back and take it, after all. Having been kidnapped multiple times, I can tell you being abducted is hardly a passive experience, and it wouldn't be educational for me if you just came quietly.

Comments

[packedapunch.livejournal.com]

...you want people to volunteer for a kidnapping?

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

You really think anyone will go for that?

[goldenglasses]

Uuuuhhh... I don't think most people want to get kidnapped.

Any luck on the bounties by the way?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

...Uh. Aerith. Kidnapping is against the law.

[fightlikeacow.livejournal.com]

Just try and kidnap me! You'll never catch Guybrush Threepwood, mighty small business owner.

[taintedruby.livejournal.com]

You seem like a... capable abductor.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

... I don't think you're doing this correctly.

[mermaidofnoel.livejournal.com]

[... Raises a hand! A queen gets kidnapped too, right? It's part of her job description.]

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

What do you want to kidnap people for? How can you promise that no one will get hurt?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[PERFECT!] Me, I do!

[Voice]

[floralprophecy.livejournal.com]

Aerith?