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[gardeningaia]

Let's see...I guess they do reports too.

Oh Tse~eng, fearless leader! Observations indicate an experiment has been in progress since at least Monday morning. Signs are--oh, reports should be confidential, shouldn't they?--well, I don't think there's any too private about this. And filters take too long anyway. Anyway, it looks like everyone affected wants to be try a new job. Guess what mine is. [Yes, she's still wearing the suit. :| At least you know with her hygiene standards that she's been keeping it washed and fresh.] So, boss~ what are the orders?

If you don't have any, I'll just keep practicing for now. Which reminds me. [She straightens up, smooths out one of the suit's lapels, and puts on a perfectly friendly smile.]

Who'd like to volunteer for a kidnapping? I promise no one will get hurt! This is for the development of creative problem-solving skills. [aka "getting by with methods that are not 100% legal".] And you may learn important skills as well! I don't expect you to just sit back and take it, after all. Having been kidnapped multiple times, I can tell you being abducted is hardly a passive experience, and it wouldn't be educational for me if you just came quietly.

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[PERFECT!] Me, I do!

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Really? I guess someone else is taking care of Good Spirits then, right? Thanks Guy! ...When's a good time to kidnap you?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

No, nobody's taking care of it, which makes it even better. You should probably come kidnap me at the most inopportune time for whoever's going to be doing the rescuing.

Yeah.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Really, the worst time? That would work out better for me...

And who do you expect your dashing knight in armor to be?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

I don't really know, but I'm sure they'll be someone. A damsel in distress is never that way for very long.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Giggling.] And such a self-assured one, too! I'll come along later and find you, then. [She'll likely start at Good Spirits and then, if he's not there, ask around.]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

All right!

Oh, by the way; if you're going to kidnap me, could you just...tell me instead of snatching me without warning? ...though I guess the screaming and panicking would make it more realistic...

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Oh? I guess I should. If we make it too realistic we might make someone else panic.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I mean, thwarting the kidnapping might be dramatic and all, but I don't get any practice as a prisoner and you don't get any practice as a kidnapper. There's really nothing to be gained there.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Got it! This will be a perfectly smooth kidnapping.

...Well, I need to figure how I'm going to transport you...but I'm sure I'll figure out something!

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

At weapon point would probably be the most efficient. Though if it bothers you to hold me a knifepoint, we can use a stick and pretend it's lethal.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

...Mm, pointing it at your throat...[It's fairly obvious that the idea of her pointing a knife at ANYONE'S throat is a very upsetting one.] Maybe I could empty Cerberus...? No, that's still...

...ah, the stick's easiest. We'll go with that.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I'll feel properly threatened, I'm sure.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

You'd better! [|D Yeah going to find him now~ Aerith brings her staff with and is happy to be doing a job where her regular weapon is just fine.]