gardeningaia: (event - Turk wannabe)
Aerith Gainsborough ([personal profile] gardeningaia) wrote2010-01-27 06:29 pm

[Voice]

Let's see...I guess they do reports too.

Oh Tse~eng, fearless leader! Observations indicate an experiment has been in progress since at least Monday morning. Signs are--oh, reports should be confidential, shouldn't they?--well, I don't think there's any too private about this. And filters take too long anyway. Anyway, it looks like everyone affected wants to be try a new job. Guess what mine is. [Yes, she's still wearing the suit. :| At least you know with her hygiene standards that she's been keeping it washed and fresh.] So, boss~ what are the orders?

If you don't have any, I'll just keep practicing for now. Which reminds me. [She straightens up, smooths out one of the suit's lapels, and puts on a perfectly friendly smile.]

Who'd like to volunteer for a kidnapping? I promise no one will get hurt! This is for the development of creative problem-solving skills. [aka "getting by with methods that are not 100% legal".] And you may learn important skills as well! I don't expect you to just sit back and take it, after all. Having been kidnapped multiple times, I can tell you being abducted is hardly a passive experience, and it wouldn't be educational for me if you just came quietly.

[identity profile] stilldontgotit.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Who says I'd go for it?

Besides, what are you even going to do to anyone that does volunteer?

[identity profile] gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com 2010-01-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No one, but I thought you might have some ideas about fair compensation.

Hmm...I have to detain them somewhere for at least a little while, to do it right. I could take them back to the apartment so there's food if they get hungry.

[identity profile] stilldontgotit.livejournal.com 2010-01-29 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you'd be going pretty easy on them.

[identity profile] gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com 2010-01-29 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I be mean to them when they're helping me? I don't want to do that.

[identity profile] stilldontgotit.livejournal.com 2010-01-29 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. It's just that most people who kidnap are pretty harsh.

[identity profile] gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com 2010-01-29 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
To be honest, I don't like most kidnappings or would-be kidnappers. So I'll just make my own way of doing things!

[identity profile] stilldontgotit.livejournal.com 2010-01-30 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't even like it, why bother in the first place?

[identity profile] gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com 2010-01-30 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe there's a better way to do it! I really want to try.

[identity profile] stilldontgotit.livejournal.com 2010-01-30 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not going to stop you. Just try not to get in trouble over this.

[identity profile] gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com 2010-01-30 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[She laughs.] It's not often I get a lecture from someone younger than me. I'm trying very hard! That's why I'm getting permission, after all.

[identity profile] stilldontgotit.livejournal.com 2010-01-31 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
A lecture? C'mon, that's just pushing it.

[identity profile] gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com 2010-02-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's an exaggeration. But really, don't worry! Everything's under control.