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Let's see...I guess they do reports too.

Oh Tse~eng, fearless leader! Observations indicate an experiment has been in progress since at least Monday morning. Signs are--oh, reports should be confidential, shouldn't they?--well, I don't think there's any too private about this. And filters take too long anyway. Anyway, it looks like everyone affected wants to be try a new job. Guess what mine is. [Yes, she's still wearing the suit. :| At least you know with her hygiene standards that she's been keeping it washed and fresh.] So, boss~ what are the orders?

If you don't have any, I'll just keep practicing for now. Which reminds me. [She straightens up, smooths out one of the suit's lapels, and puts on a perfectly friendly smile.]

Who'd like to volunteer for a kidnapping? I promise no one will get hurt! This is for the development of creative problem-solving skills. [aka "getting by with methods that are not 100% legal".] And you may learn important skills as well! I don't expect you to just sit back and take it, after all. Having been kidnapped multiple times, I can tell you being abducted is hardly a passive experience, and it wouldn't be educational for me if you just came quietly.

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Razette? Are you volunteering?

[She nods cheerfully at that, ears twitching a bit.]

Great! I'll come find you sometime today, then. Anytime's okay with you, right?

[She hums cheerfully, nodding. That sounds good.]

[Yeah Aerith's not taking this job too seriously but she did mean the whole kidnapping thing. So checking out the rivers running through town to see if there are any mermaids nearby. Stealthily. |D]

[She'll be sitting by the riverbank humming cheerfully, since technically she can't swim on the ice.]

[True, true. And speaking of the weather, it's rather hard to move stealthily across snow--it tends to crunch under your boots at the least convenient moments.]

[That catches her attention, and Razette quickly turns to Aerith at the sound.

Hi there, have a mermaid tackle.]

[MERMAID TACKLE--Aerith catches her, stumbling backwards and nearly falling flat on her back in the snow.]

I was supposed to catch you! --I guess I have. [Thinking, thinking, thinking...how big is Razette btw?]

[Around 5'? She's awfully tiny in the official art, so no idea. Still hugging you though, despite the lost balance.]

[Aerith will regain her balance and, after a brief squeeze to return the hug, shift Razette in her arms. I'm going to assume that since just about all FF7 characters are capable of ridiculous physical feats, even though Aerith's the weakest she can still cart around someone who's slightly smaller than her, especially when they're being so cooperative |D So after a bit of shift-shift-arm shuffling to make sure Razette's secure, they're off to the apartment!]

This isn't so bad.

[Pfffft that works, and Razette isn't likely to stop her since she's not dangerous anyway.]

[Nope. Even as a Turk, Aerith is not particularly dangerous. Maybe if she was carrying Vincent's gun with her, but...that would not be intentional danger, and anyway Aerith doesn't particularly like guns so she doesn't have it on her. So there's just going to be a nice, pleasant walk back to the building.]

Say, Razette. Are you hungry?

[She nods cheerfully at that, looking at her curiously.]

Lesson number one: it's better to not be kidnapped on an empty stomach. What do you like best?

[...Apparently "Turk" is merging with "kidnapping tutorial". GETTING TO THE APARTMENT~opening the door.]

[Headtilt. She's not sure how to answer that one.]

[Well darn, Aerith was hoping she could maybe pantomime it. Guess that is pretty hard though.

Yay for living on the first floor, they get in easily enough and Aerith locks the door before settling Razette on the couch. She puts her hands on her hips for the moment, considering. Is Razette likely to run off?]

[Not at all. She's more likely to end up wandering around your place if you disappear from sight though. For now, she just sits on the couch and swings her legs lightly, humming a cheerful tune.]

[Since Aerith and Zack moved in not too long ago, the apartment isn't really that interesting at the moment. There are the bedrooms down the hallway, of course; Aerith takes a look around before being satisfied and heading to the kitchen to see if there's something Razette might like.]

[That's her cue to explore then! And she doesn't mind if it's not that furnished, she just likes looking around. You might be missing a mermaid from the couch when you come back.

[Coming back with some muffins that were stored for later--waitwaitwait did she just lose her hostage?

...Whoops.]

Razette?

[Checking out the bathroom first since that is most logical place for a guest to suddenly take off to.]

[Bingo! You might notice she's taken over your shower/bathtub (if it's a bathtub, she's back in her mermaid form chilling in the water) since she's nearly up with her two hours outside of the water. She'll wave at you from in there, Aerith!]

[...THAT IS NOT THE LOGICAL REASON FOR A ~~GUEST~~ ~~HOSTAGE~~ GUEST TO BE USING THE BATHROOM. It's a bathtub and Aerith is quite astonished as she hadn't seen the mermaid form before.]

...I guess you couldn't really ask, hm.

...You're a mermaid?

[She nods, smiling happily at Aerith from her position in the bathtub. It's totally the logical reason to take over anyone's bathroom. :|]

[Aerith's still just kinda ":o" at this development, hand touching her face. She'll snap out of it soon, promise.]

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