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[gardeningaia]

...Hey, Yuffie? I think I would trade you to be Rufus Shinra right now.

[RIBBIT.]

...At least I can still stand on two legs? But my feet are all flappy and webbed...and I feel disgusting.

I hope I change back soon... Dumb Touch Mes.

[For anyone wondering, she's still in her room, on her bed, since the door was closed when she changed. Yes, I recolored a Touch Me. Also, she has one other change, which might be making some appearances.]

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[Her memories are much more recent than Cloud's, but yes, AUGH, TOUCH MES.]

This isn't something a Maiden's Kiss can fix, is it. [This is how frogs pout, Cloud. Aerith is definitely pouting right now.]

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...probably not. We could try?

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We have some? [Small perk. She didn't even think they'd have them, really.]

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We can improvise.

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Are we going with the romantic tale of getting a kiss from a real maiden? [RIBBIT.]

...But then we have the more nitty-gritty question of where we're getting the maiden. Unless Miss Cloud would like to volunteer~?

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[And suddenly Cloud's face appears in the picture, whereas he was kind of distant before.]

Yeah, sure.

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[RIBBIT.]

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...well? Are we doing this or what?

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[WHAT THE HELL, CLOUD. What the--okay this is the most hilarious thing ever. She thinks you're doing this to cheer her up about being a frog or something, because she's definitely amused.]

Sorry, sorry! Shouldn't keep my Princess Charming waiting~

Where are you?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Princess Charming, what the heck-

Look, you're the frog here. I'll come to you. [In all my drag-queen glory. NOT DOING THIS FOR YOU, AERITH. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be beautiful.]

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A-all right! [Still amused as hell.] I'll be right here.

...Where did you get the wig, anyway?

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I got it at the clothes place. [Tromp tromp. The boy has something to learn about crossdressing and getting shoes other than boots, clearly. Still hasn't occurred to him yet.]

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[...Wait.] When was this?

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Today. [Room? Peeking in.]

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[Bathtub, actually. Notice that the bathroom door has been conveniently left open for Aerith.]

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[Unfortunately Cloud does not have ESP and thus is searching her room first.]

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[And Aerith is realizing it's taking him too long and he doesn't know where she is.] Cloooooouuuuud! [...Her voice sounds different as a frog, doesn't it.]

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[BANG Cloud jumps and hits his head on the support frame of her bed. Ouch.] Aerith?

[Cloud gets up and hunts for her. Bathroom?]

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[What was that thudding sound?] In here!

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[Poking girly head in now.]

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[...Holy hell, Cloud.]

You're very pretty today. [WHAT ARE THESE SHENANIGANS?]

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Thank you. [Coming in and crouching in front of you.]

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[That. That didn't even faze him--okay, something is definitely wrong, but then again he's not kidnapping people, so--er--

Oh, he's going to actually kiss her, isn't he? Okay, uh. ...Do frogs even really kiss, how does she get ready for this.]

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[Whatever, this isn't sexy or anything. You're a frog. Kiss on the forehead.]

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[...She feels herself start changing just before he kissed her, but the coincidence is so striking that she could easily be convinced later that the kiss caused the change.

Cloud's no pure-hearted maiden, though, and maybe this is why even though she turns human again, she turns into the one human she'd never want to be.]