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[Voice//Video] Two-for-one!

[Backdated to Thursday afternoon / Voice / 20% filtered from Claire Farron (good thing she wouldn't know how to hack anyway)]

Say, does anyone know a Claire?

Oh, and Zack? Need to hear from you. I promise I won't laugh at you being ridiculously shorter than me for once~ [So. He might. But just a little, honest!]

[TODAY / Video]

Whoa--whoa!

[Contrary to the icon, that voice sounds like Aerith's normal, female voice, if rather startled...and distant. Right now, the video only shows the fairly blank wall of Aerith's room in building 4. There's a pause, some water running, and then one door down the hallway opens and closes and the door to her room opens. She comes over to the journal immediately, looking over it to turn it on before realizing it already is.]

That's funny. A little too funny! (Why is it turning itself on?! And right after I changed back...in the bathroom. Thank goodness it couldn't catch that.)

[...Aerith is completely unaware that her second effect began nearly as soon as the first ended. So, unaware of what's broadcasting, she simply puts on a smile after a few seconds.]

...All right! I think everything's back to normal for me. So that's an experiment. Well, I've never cared for them much before, and I sure don't now! Changing minds and bodies like it's nothing... the Malnosso are creeps. (But that's so scary. Everything I remember changed.)

Well... I won't let them get to me. [She gives a firm nod, even if there's a touch of uncertainty in her expression.] Is anyone else back to normal? These last for about a week, right? Mm, I'm glad to be female again. I think I'm much cuter this way~

[Responses to the Thursday entry will be handled by male!Aerith; Saturday's entry has a fully normal Aerith...besides the accidentally shared thoughts, of course.]

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I didn't know you missed me that... much...

...

Cloud, what happened to your voice?

What?

[She pauses and plays back her comment before answering Aerith.] ...nothing, why?

Really, you don't hear it? You've got your "Hello, Don" voice on.

Uh...I didn't know I was using my "Hello, Don," voice. [That's kind of embarrassing to remember Aerith. She doesn't want to recall seducing that nasty lardass.] Thanks for calling me cute though?

[Her hand goes up to her mouth.] --I didn't say that out loud! And you're still doing it.

Obviously you did, since I heard it. And I'm not using a voice, I'm just talking normally.

But I really didn't. [She pouts slightly, still wondering about Cloud's voice. It really is like his "Miss Cloud" voice, except smoother and more natural...

...Oh, wow. There's a flash of surprise before she smiles.] --Are you in your apartment? I want to see you, now that I'm back to normal.

...yeah, sure. The door's unlocked, c'mon over. [God Aerith you are so weird.]

[It is not that weird, you were kind of standoffish about her NOT having her boobs.]

I'll be there soon!

[Yeah if the door's unlocked, Aerith's just going to let herself in with a "Hello hello!" and beeline for Cloud. How she is.]

[And Miss Cloud is just lounging on the couch lengthwise, her head on the armrest and her ankles crossed as she flips through her journal. She lifts her hand without looking in a lazy greeting as Aerith enters.]

Hey Aerith.

Edited 2010-11-29 21:17 (UTC)

[And with Cloud reclining back for that, it is quite easy for an approaching Aerith to see boobs.]

[For now, she'll just leaaan over his...her head, thought bubble fading away. ...Has his face changed at all? Wow.]

What are you doing? Checking up on things?

Edited 2010-11-29 21:30 (UTC)

[Luckily for Aerith Cloud can't read her thoughts from her vantage point and turns a page. Her tone of voice, gestures and even posture are extremely similar; it's like someone just slapped Cloud's male head on a female body and tweaked the voice a little.]

Yup. Vincent keeps singing. And hitting on women.

[It's so very, very strange. Aerith will just...try to pretend all of her befuddlement is at the teammate who isn't present.

Granted, this is pretty easy, because what in the world are they doing to poor Vincent?]

Singing? He showed up in my closet a few days ago, so he's been affected by the teleporting too. [...That or he'd decided closets were the new coffin. But probably teleporting. And she's not surprised by the hitting on at all.] He's not going to be happy when this is over...

Yeah, he's getting reamed. He'll probably disappear for a while, not that that's anything new. [She glances up at Aerith through her bangs.]

Tifa hasn't been affected by anything yet, thank Holy.

Oh, good. I was wondering about her!

And what about you? [teeeeeesting...]

Nothing so far.

[F MINUS, CLOUD]

[There's like...two seconds of moral dilemma on do-I-say-something-or-not. All right, that's done; it was way too awkward for her being told she should be the opposite gender, she's not going to be the news-bearer for him. Her.]

Luckyyy. I just got stuck with a new one.

Yeah, like I said. That was weird.

[She seems to be fighting a smile as she returns her attention to her journal.] Though I guess you were sort of cute as a man.

[And now Aerith has to fight a blush rising to her cheeks. That's a new one, and unexpected given Cloud's earlier reaction. But given she'd been more attracted to girls as a guy... it kind of makes sense.

But sob, it's still so strange with Cloud looking and sounding much the same.]

That doesn't do me any good now! You should have said so before.

[Cloud sputters and busies herself with looking at her journal. SHE COULDN'T SAY IT THEN OKAY YOU WERE A DUDE THEN

...except why didn't she think it then? This is weird.]

Whatever. I wouldn't want you to get a big head, SOLDIER-candidate.

[The reaction gets a giggle and laugh out of Aerith because hahah, even as a girl Cloud flusters the same.]

Oh, so you're looking out for my best interests? Trying to keep me humble? Well, I can say... I think you'd be really cute as a guy. [Just. Returning the compliment! With the added fun of Cloud actually being a guy, lol.] But right now, you're just teasing me!

Don't say that, please. They might get some weird ideas. [Cloud does not want to imagine herself with dangly bits.]

Yes ma'am! Lips zipped. [Helpful miming, with a gleam in her eye. Oh, Cloud.]

...But, you know...it might help to wear a dress every once in a while.

[Her thought bubble is doing some very helpful illustrations of Miss Cloud in various dresses. She can't help it, okay, Cloud is actually a girl now.]

I hate dresses, Aerith. [Cloud says this flatly, as if they'd had this discussion many times before.]

But have you really tried them? And I mean more than just that one. [He's going to wonder why they even had this discussion later, I bet.]

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i know it's difficult but pretend he's a girl in all these icons |D

I'm straining so hard, you don't even know

would it help if i just photoshopped a pair of boobs into them

Boobs randomly on top of Cloud's spiky hair

on his bike, on first tsurugi...

it's like a materia combo. Elemental + BOOBS.

...male enemies cannot attack (exception: bosses) <--- attribute

making the entire Shinra army useless

clearly cloud should have just crossdressed the entire game

...aerith wouldn't have argued

she's a little bit twisted like that.

twisted, but *strategic*.

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twisted, but strategic.